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- As Simple As Snow, Gregory Galloway
I just started reading John Dies at the End and I get to this part, “I reached for the knob. At the same moment it began to melt and transform, turning pink and finally taking the shape of a flaccid penis.” ?????????????????????????????
You should be happier now, with no one to pray to or would you love to
break your knees from beggin’ and praying?
I know! I just think it’s silly that it’s named that.
I have this playlist on my iPod with songs that make me feel sexual and it is named “I cannot account for my actions” no one judge me, ok?
Iranians celebrate in Vanak square in the capital Tehran, on June 15, 2013, after Hassan Rohani was elected as president. Throughout many parts of Tehran tonight residents danced in the streets. Rohani has pledged to engage more with world powers in hopes of easing crippling economic sanctions. (Source/ Humans of Tehran)
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